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Harry bit his lip and buried his face in Lucius shoulder. 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | epilogue, Cosmicuniverse.net 2002-2013 His face was, as always, set in a scowl. If the enslavement of the Muggle world was what was necessary to prevent me from reading this ridiculous fic where Harry Potter keeps saying "wee" all the goddamn time, then that's a small price to pay. Oh, and I'd seriously consider going to the bathroom before reading this. Hermione glared at him. Quickly, it pulled it up again, and almost ran out of the kitchen. 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It seems like Harry had the 72-ounce Big Gulp on his way over to see Lucius, just so his tank could be full for a night of urine-soaked bliss, but here he is complaining about how much he has to pee. HALO: SCANDAL Death.is only the beginning. How open-minded are they really? She would always be the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. The stranger returns with a friendly grin. The Dark Lord Never Died by Starfox5. He turned around at the sound of his friend's voice. | Design & production by. I decide who loses points and who does not. "I won't let you pee.". But then everything turns out quite differently. Not one to let an opportunity pass when it presents itself, he takes Harry in as his ward before someone else can whisk him away, securing the boys fame and power for himself and giving him the education he is sorely lacking. Shortly after the end of third year Harry's custady changed from that of the Dursley's to that of his Godfather Sirius Black. He could feel it all, the ache in his lower abdomen, the flex and release of Lucius' strong fingers and the rub of his cotton trousers over his sensitive cock head. "What a coincidence, I also have a wife, who has no idea where I am tonight or what I'm doing or with whom." Draco had inherited her pointed chin, but not the soft curve of her lips. He kept his head down, his eyes on his fathers shoes, and told him about the lives the Gryffindors led. "Oh, Lucius, I'm doing a wee.". Lucius takes Harry back to the Manor. Hermione, Molly, Ginny, and Dumbledore bashing. "I've made it stop. "I see you seeing me pee!" "I would say that this is rather more than that, wouldn't you?". Oh, god, you're watching me wee". "I just want to go so much. "I am peeing!" Shes heartless, easily irritated and very trigger-happy with hexes. "Yes, now." Snape! "That's so good. Public displays of affection are for Mudbloods and other lowlife.. Once, he had had a godfather who could have come, but the man had died and Harry had been left alone to mourn. First, he would shepherd the parents to the correct places together with Granger and the Prefects. Harry sighed, grabbed his things and followed Hermione, Ron and their respective parents out the door. In desperation he gambles everything on a dimensional jump. Harry nearly smiled Snape almost looked smitten. I want to piss! Professor Snape looked like he would rather have faced off with Voldemort again than be present in this hellish classroom. linkffn(5483280), Tom Riddle was able to use magic long before he received a wand. Wouldnt sit well with the board, I guess. Isn't there a spell that can take care of this? "Night, Harry, she said. Finding the Saviour of the Wizarding World treated like a common house-elf is not at all what he expected. His scowl returned. "Calm down and the urgency will pass. "Oh, that," Lucius said dismissively. Normally this is the part where I'd talk about how much I need to drink to forget the story, but given the nature of the tale, I think I'm just going to go huff ether for a few hours. He made his way down to breakfast a few minutes later, dread filling his stomach. And there's a big puddle of piss on the floor? Sirius Black NEVER knew Remus would blame him.or blame Harry more. "Oh," he murmured, "oh, yes, please, it feels like heaven.". I've got to wee. You can try, but you're going to fall down and you're probably going to break something. He couldn't hold on, he just couldn't. Lucius slid down the bed until his head rested on Harry's chest. Two years after the war, and Lucius is back in a position of power as if he's never been gone. He could come up with a whole book of words to describe the Boy Who Lived too, but if he uttered so much as a single word about that, his father would kill him. Hermione arrived in this new world to keep herself and her unborn baby safe. And yet I get the feeling we're going to read about every single minute of those hours. What did he do? asked Mrs. Brown suddenly. Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor by cloneserpents - In this beloved erotic comedy with over 1,000 reviews, Harry leads his friends on a Horcrux hunt after reading a magical book that gives him special powers. In this AU, Harry has the same grasp on his magicand a hatred for Muggles Watch the birth of evil. To make this as calm and ordered as possible, I want all of you back in your dorms after breakfast. Piss in Ginny's favourite vase or in an empty wine bottle, but don't use the toilet. He could come up with so many other words for it brave, heroic, wonderful. For years he had guarded his secret alone and he still felt ashamed to admit what Lucius already knew. At the tender age of four, one of her imaginary friends sends her on a mission to save a little boy who is just as lonely as she is which leads to much more than her first friend: a lost heritage, father figures disguised as Death Eaters, and secrets of Ancient Magic. linkffn(10669760), Acts of Betrayal -- Narcissa. ", "Hold it, Harry." "But I need to pee." About a month ago, I started going through all my old fics, and this one caught my interest. Exhausted, she laid down the book and emptied her glass. Suggestions? Harry exclaimed. If you wet this bed you'll sleep in it wet and alone.". Although somewhere there's a House Elf who going to have the "worst week" conversation at his weekly poker game. "There's no where for you to go." She's gone through more than most ever will and is only known (at first) due to her younger brother, Harry Potter, being the Boy-Who-Lived. When the elves moved away for a moment, it took the opportunity and quickly emptied the vial's contents into the goblet. "I have to piss.". He felt like crying - but seventeen-year-old boys did not cry. Ive told them so much about Hogwarts, and it will be wonderful to show them around.. ", "But most of all, I want to keep talking about how I want to piss! Disclaimer: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic . Harry dropped down next to her. | Download: [EPUB][140280969660232:epub] or [MOBI][140280969660232:mobi] [140280969660232:site]: http://www.fanfiction.net/ [140280969660232:epub]: http://www.ff2ebook.com/old/ffn-bot/index.php?id=10541297&source=ff&filetype=epub [140280969660232:mobi]: http://www.ff2ebook.com/old/ffn-bot/index.php?id=10541297&source=ff&filetype=mobi. Yet those billions of tears, falling down on the soft earth, made the grass green and gave the flowers their beautiful colours. Of course, Mrs. Malfoy.. Come on, you know that you can stop it if you want to.". Draco, who had watched the disgusting ritual for six years, took a piece of toast with some butter on it, barely managing to get it down at all. so this harry is sick of of people walking on egg shells trying to tread lightly and being treated like a child that need's his innocence protected but what happens when he find Harry Potter NEVER would of thought Draco would cheat on him.and with Ginny Weasley. COMPLETE. He looked wildly around and his frantic gaze fell on the bedside table. Or are there people out there who enjoying the pissing, but think wet pants/bed thing is gross? IF I COME OVER AND PISS ON THE BED CAN WE ALL JUST FUCKING GO HOME? 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